That’s right, the sky is fucking blue. This could be a major reset the world was asking for. It’s hard not to feel like there could be a more significant spiritual meaning behind this crisis. It’s as if our home, mother earth, was on a ventilator, asking for a chance to breathe from all the pollution we continually pump into the atmosphere. This is a chance for the earth to rehab and an opportunity for Homo sapiens to reflect.
For the first time in human history the whole world is focused on the same problem. While we all come from different places and have various delusions about reality, this is a reminder that we all share one planet. And the virus doesn’t care who you are; it treats us all equally. Common everyone, just drop a little acid, and it may be a bit more clear to you, we all evolved from the same place, we are interconnected. This quarantine gives us a chance to feel suppression of what others experience for a lifetime.
There is some silver lining here that we could only get from a health crisis like this. It is a reminder of what is really essential in our lives. How relevant is anything without health? ‘The sick man only wants one thing, and the healthy man wants 10,000 things’ -A wise man. Beyond that, this pandemic will also naturally bring us closer to our families. People and communities will become more aware of each other and look out for each other. When time slows down, thoughts slow down. What travel or things in our life are actually necessary? The answer is simple you god damn hippie, Love. Love is the answer. Really, all it takes is borderline extinction for you people to realize this. Fuck.
I realize that the Corona outbreak is concerning. People should take all the necessary precautions to mitigate the spread of the virus. Let’s recognize that all our actions have an impact, so let’s at least try to give a shit about saving lives. I mean think about the golden fucking rule for fuck sake. There’s a reason it’s golden and not silver genius. Keep jerking off, you’ll be fine. Jesus.
Now, how about a little perspective. Of course, the world freaks out when white people have to even face the possibility of a life-threatening disease. About half the world lives on less than $2.50 per day, and 1.3 billion people live in extreme poverty. 22,000 children die every day because of disease or poverty-related issues. That is over 8 million kids a year. When was the last time this made mainstream headlines? Yes, the economy will have a slowdown (which is just delaying the inevitable), and there could potentially be more deaths than average, but we will survive. This panic exemplifies what we call ‘white people problems.’ Aw, you can’t go to the gym now and work on toning your asshole to perfection. You’re bored, and now you actually have to take the time to deal with your thoughts. Sorry, the club is not open tonight, you’re just gonna have to go blackout in the closet, like the quarantined piece of shit you are. What, you wanna go walk out in the street, thinking everyone else is the disease-ridden scumbag. Get a grip, just cause you’re white does not mean you’re not filthy. Gratitude.
Now that we have a little perspective, let’s take a look at the potential long term benefits, shall we? A virus is a natural evolutionary process. I mean humans are a virus for god sake. This is essentially Darwin’s theory in full effect, ‘survival of the fittest.’ That is the cold reality. Many people have gotten and survived the virus while frightening, it still has a low fatality rate for healthy people. It is roughly a 2% fatality rate of which 85% are elderly or people in bad health. COVID-19 is mostly a threat for the elderly and people with weakened immune systems. Essentially, we are just consolidating down to a ‘fitter’ population, which in the long run, will be a healthier population. Not only will the population be healthier, but there will be more resources available. Not too mention this may just be the bailout social security needed. Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love old people, more than young actually. This is just an objective opinion about the residual effects. Evolution is not a friendly process, but it is what moves us forward. If there is one thing we were put on the earth to do, which everyone accomplishes, is to die. People need to die.
Love, gratitude, and death. God bless.